Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole.
A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?" the customer asked. "No," the robed figurereplied, "I'm the chipmonk."
The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary and a collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!