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Kandor to Planet E by Andrea Hayes A Special Task Force (STF) from Planet Kandor is about to leave on a secret mission to Planet E. They must find and bring back the valuable substance 'Hassite'. General Zat and experts must brief the STF about the peculiar habits and anatomy of Earthbods, Earth lingo, and the dangers of 'hereboys', 'smileflash' and other tortures. Christmas Balls by Jennifer Blackburn Christmas is the season to be jolly! This comic play opens with the traditional exchange of gifts on Christmas morning at the Ball household. Grandma is driving everyone crazy and no one likes their presents. Then Uncle Baz arrives with a sackload of suspiciously expensive presents, and cousin Sebastian threatens to give the game away. The Wonderful Wide World of People by Michael Pryor Anna Conder and Tyrone Saurus are the hosts of a television program, 'The Wonderful Wide World of People'. In this comic play we meet a range of unusual and amusing characters, each with their own special talent. The Prisoners of Year Eight by Mathew Clausen It's Friday afternoon at Downpark High and some students are on detention. Barry is worried he'll be suspended, Mikaela thinks detentions are fun, Kate and Connie couldn't care less, and Stephanie thinks she has uncovered a plot involving Principal Prunewhistle. This classroom comedy includes a student chorus to act out the daydreams of the characters. Cleo Must Die by Andrea Hayes There's a major problem in Ancient Egypt: Cleopatra's loyal servants plan to stop her from killing herself. PC, Sam and Kelly are sent back in time and must make sure history happen correctly in order to get back to detention in room thirteen. This Isn't Kansas! by Jennifer Blackburn In this parody of The Wizard of Oz, Em, Wilson, Jo and Ash are magically transported into a fantasy land. Their quest is to free the people from the grip of incredible boredom brought about by the curse of the evil witch Fester. On their journey they meet a range of characters and must solve one final problem for the 'King' before they can return home. The Undoing of Strapp by Nicole Murphy Camp Getouttahere's militant fitness instructor, Mr Strapp, is making everyone's life a misery. But when Ben, Dee, Fleur and friends stumble onto information that the camp is in deep financial trouble, they mastermind a daring plan to save it. As they put their plan into action, they uncover an even bigger surprise. No Humans Allowed by Andrea Hayes The Scary Creatures Club must find ten thousand dollars to repair their clubrooms or the council will shut them down! They plan a party (no humans allowed!) to raise money, and hope the feral Podzolites don't hear about it.