An hilarious collection of fifty classic books erotically re-mastered.
Five foot two inches of lithe Lancashire muscle, combining the intellect of Joan Bakewell, the style of Joan Collins and the bosom of Joan from Mad Men, Vanessa Parody enjoyed previous careers as a burlesque puppeteer, Formula One mechanic and research associate at the Large Hadron Collider before moving into erotic fiction. She is the only person to have been the simultaneous recipient of Rear of the Year, the British Mensa Intelligence Award and a two year suspended sentence for streaking across the curling rink at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. She is unmarried.
[the author] has achieved the unique feat of writing a 50 Shades of Grey spin-off worth reading. * Independent on Sunday *
By far the best spin-off we've read so far is Fifty Shelves Of Grey by the appropriately monikered 'Vanessa Parody'. * GQ *
Move over Fifty Shades of Grey. Last night saw the launch of its new rival Fifty Shelves of Grey by the elusive authoress Vanessa Parody. * Evening Standard *