Karen Alpert loves her family, chocolate and writing, in that order. So when she's not taking care of her kiddos or drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle, she's probably working on her blog Baby Sideburns where she entertains hundreds of thousands of stressed out parents every day. She is a New York Times bestselling author and also an expert nagger who relentlessly badgers her husband until he finally breaks down and does what she wants.
"Crass, inappropriate and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more." -- Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy "Beware of Mom: She bites. Karen is crass and abrasive and makes no apologies, nor should she. Her take on family life is funny, filthy and familiar... Reading her stories will make you laugh so hard...your head will explode." -- Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear