About the Author

Paul Vernon was born in Hampstead, London, raised in music and currently lives in Spain with the rest of the old London Wide Boys. He has spent his life so far attempting to convince people that obscure music is worth listening to. He now cooks a decent meal most nights and is currently writing "Just Run Some Bloody Heat Through It, Mate", a kitchen manual for domestically-challenged blokes, and "The Inadvertent Cough on Record, 1899-1980: An Annotated Discography". When last seen by his wife he was still breathing.