Misery Bear is the world's loneliest, most depressed and pathetic teddy bear (with a million online hits), just looking for love.
Misery Bear is the loneliest, saddest and drunkest bear in the world. He drinks too much, hates his job and can't get a girlfriend. He lives in London and has just two friends, Nat Saunders and Chris Hayward.
'This is the best book I have ever read by a bear.' - Richard Curtis'The most charming, amusing and melancholy bear in existence.' - Josie Long'I've been told this may be worth looking at.' - Matt Berry'I wish he would just grin and endure it.' - Peter Serafinowicz'Since he has paws, Misery Bear won't be able to turn the pages of this book. You, being human, can. So why not try?' - Charlie Brooker'This bear makes me want to self harm.' - Sharon Horgan'A book about a depressed animal? How's that supposed to work then?' - Andy Riley, author of the Bunny Suicides'Misery Bear is one depressed little teddy. Despite having dated Kate Moss, the star of the BBC short films is unlucky in love. So, er, who better to produce a guide to love and dating? With tips on how to end a relationship, poems and even cocktail recipes, it's depressing but somehow endearing!' ***** - Star