About the Author

ZondarTheBear is a man. And a Bear. And a Zondar. He is the alter ego of an author who has a bunch of stuff that is published on Amazon that you may or may not have read at some point. That stuff is mostly sweet and nice and middle of the road 'Mayberry R.F.D' type content that will appeal to an alarmingly wide variety of readers. Zondar's stuff is not from Mayberry, or North Carolina nor anywhere else that you might take the wife and kiddies to visit on a sunny Spring day. Zondar's stuff comes from New Orleans, via the dark, red asshole of Satan's slutty daughter, and her almost-too-nice best friend, Karla Sue. It is gross, and nasty and digs deep into the dark places that we all have, but mostly refuse to acknowledge. Zondar's stuff will always be teased from that wrinkled red hole with an over-sized, bent q-tip, but will always strive to bring a bit of light into the shadows in spite of its soiled grey origins.