SARAH JENSEN grew up in rural Michigan in a family of storytellers. Her work as a writer and editor ranges from creative nonfiction, journalism, and poetry to strategic messaging and developmental editing. Her 30-year friendship with Keenan gives her unique insight into his philosophies, his career trajectory, his struggles and joys, and his preference in omelets. MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (Jerome, Arizona) is a Grammy Award-winning vocalist for the internationally revered music acts Tool, A Perfect Circle, and the multimedia cabaret troupe Puscifer. Keenan is the winemaker and owner of Caduceus Cellars and Merkin Vineyards in Jerome, Arizona.