About the Author

Susannah Constantine is a novelist, journalist broadcaster and podcaster with over 25 years experience in the media and 50 years of f**k ups under her belt.

She lives in chaos on the edge of a wood in Sussex and works full time as a housewife, PA and taxi driver to her husband and three (sort of) grown up children.

Reviews

A romp . . . Constantine comes across as a trooper with a filthy sense of humour
*The Times*

Hilarious and honest, sparing neither herself nor her readers from incredibly intimate details . . . A book for anyone who's after laughter, tears and one hell of a rollercoaster ride
*Good Housekeeping 'BOOKS OF THE YEAR'*

Bonkers and brilliant. Her writing is exquisite. With comedy and candour, she bares her soul . . . Magnificent
*Sunday Mail*

Absolutely brilliant
*Elton John*

Wonderfully written, very funny, but more than anything completely genuine
*Lady Anne Glenconner, author of Lady in Waiting*

A rollicking ride . . . What a life
*Sunday Times*

A treasure trove of previously untold stories . . . A riveting read
*Good Housekeeping*

We lunched better than we danced
*Anton Du Beke*

Wildly fun
*Daily Telegraph, '50 BEST BOOKS OF 2022'*

Sensational, juicy, gossipy, filthy and bravely honest in equal measure, Susannah Constantine's memoir is a rollicking romp through the upper middle classes
*Sunday Times*

Shewd, funny, ideally candid and written with great confidence, brio and aplomb. A feisty, thought-provoking delight
*William Boyd*

Filled with royal anecdotes and celebrity snippits . . . An entertaining read
*Scotsman*

Sparkling
*Daily Mail*

Entertaining and funny
*Mail on Sunday*

Astonishing, frank and frankly hilarious
*Eastern Daily Prezs*

Gives readers a fascinating insight into [her] extraordinary life
*Woman & Home*

Included in 'Best celebrity autobiographies of 2022 to buy for Christmas'
*The Telegraph*

Funny . . . Never dull
*Guardian*

Fascinating
*Daily Telegraph*

Exuberant
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